I didn’t get any bacon.

Woke up for work at 7 AM per the norm. Went to the bathroom and then to the kitchen. Wife was slaving over the stove to make breakfast. Her face was red, and she was a little sweaty. I said “Good morning. You look hot.” to which she replied “Aw, you’re sweet. Thank you.” Now, for whatever reason, my brain was not still functioning at 7 AM because I said “I didn’t mean it like that dumbass. You haven’t even put on makeup.”

I didn’t get any bacon.


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